Talk:DLC Content/@comment-27.111.71.104-20160628013847/@comment-101.176.167.104-20160702030339

You live on a "farm" in the middle of nowhere, where you produce jack shit. Your sister and brother sleep in the same room as you. Your house is the same size as an apartment. your "farm" is 80 acres big, but you only mow your front lawn. You are completely crap at cricket. You go to St Clares, but you probably cant afford it. You cant operate a pendo. You're a man where you can write "insert coin" next to his eye and people wont be shocked about it. Your house walls are probably a inch thick, so you always hear the noise of your parents in the car doing backseat aerobics. Finally some irony your a pooftah.

- Lane (p.s. GO BACK TO CHINA)